Rayzor’s Romances: Jillian Had One Thing Going For Her


DISCLAIMER: Everything told in this story is from my, Rayzor’s point of view, I changed the names of the parties involved to protect their identities.

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It’s Tuesday and it is time for another installment of Rayzor’s Romances.  Yeah, it has been over 17 years and I still remember, I had a slight crush on a girl named…lets call her Jillian.  This was maybe junior or senior year of high school, so we’re talking 1997ish.

I had a decent exchange with Jillian,  we talked a little and she laughed at my sarcastic whit.  So eventually one of best friends, Tony asked if I’d be interested in her.  I said…sure she is ok looking.  The thing is, Jillian had giant breast, I mean huge and that was where my attraction lied, not her personality or looks.  I know it’s shallow, but I was a 17 year old high schooler with hormones to match.
So Tony went ahead and asked her what she thought of me.  Here is what happened:


TONY – Hey Jillian, what do you think of Ray?

Jillian looked Tony dead in his eyes and said.

JILLIAN – I try not to.

She walked away…

I was so mad, I told Tony, Jillian only one thing going for her anyway, her breast were huge and her personality was awful, like a rock.  I bet she has no memory of me and that’s fine.  Of course that may have been the last time we spoke, well before anyway.  I didn’t feel like talking to someone who tried not to think about me…actively?

Well this may seem a little mean or whatever, but it is something that happened and it’s true.  Thank you reading, I aim to entertain, I have a lot of stories, some were successful, some are not.

Jillian, this ones for you!

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About Rayzor

Who am I? Well I am someone you may remember or not. I am a husband, with a wife who is fighting cancer and a father of two amazing children. I co-created the website, Nightfall Unlimited with a good friend of mine. Nightfall Unlimited was a great learning experience for me and I learned a lot from so many great people. I had the chance to dip my toes into blogging and even social networking. I do have many goals with Rage of Rayzor, mostly, I plan to express my own person opinion on so many different topics. I am a geek by nature, I love comics, video games and movies. But that is just the tip. There is so much more about me. I hate this phrase, but I am an aspiring comic book writer. Problems with finding artists and getting published have held me back. Writing comics has been a dream for, well as long as I can remember. One day, Rage of Rayzor will lead me to my dream. Support me, by sharing this site, liking and sharing posts, even following me on twitter would help @Rayzor_33. Now for some good stuff, what kind of things do I like? Favorite Comics: Batman, Dark Horse Star Wars, Spread, Outcast, the Walking Dead, Ultimate X-men. Favorite Movies: I am a big horror fan, so most horror. Star Wars has had my heart since I was young. I love the Tim Burton Batman films and everything Marvel has been producing since Iron Man in 2008. The Godfather Trilogy and Scarface are a couple of favorites as well. Favorite Video Games: Assassin’s Creed Series, Baseball is my relaxing game, Gears of War series, Star Wars Battlefront II, Mass Effect and Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic Favorite Food: Burgers, I love a good burger joint. Favorite Superhero: Batman and on film, Keaton is Batman. I love Kevin Conroy’s voice in the Animated series, but for me its Keaton, although, I am 100% on board with Affleck and have been from day one.

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